Why can’t FBI anti-piracy warnings on DVD’s be more entertaining?

They won’t let you fast forward through them, but they can’t expect us to actually sit there and read it…especially if we own that particular DVD and the warning comes up every single time we play it. So maybe they should spice it up a little, like at awards shows when they have comedians read us the rules or the vote counting methods.

Can you remember the minimum prison time or fine for pirating a DVD? Hmm? If not, then their current message delivery isn’t doing the job.